100 Pretentious Nursery Rhymes (shelfworn) by Michael Powell

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146mm x 101mm x 12mm

Pages: 128

From the Publisher 'Mary had a callow sheep / With pellicule of niveous hue / Ubiquitous though Mary was / It was inured to pursue.' Scare young children and intimidate their parents when you take the simple nursery rhyme and transform it into a display of linguistic acrobatics. If you want to sound as though you've ingested a thesaurus, here are 100 nursery rhymes and their long-winded translations to memorize and declaim at children's parties. You'll be the most popular person there! Also by Michael Powell, 100 Pretentious Proverbs. Product description Book by Powell, Michael